The Day The World Sneezed by Eddie Jones

For a man who lived alone and seldom received company, Elmer felt put upon by the sudden intrusions.īecause the barn was set back a good ways, Elmer knew he'd never get to the phone or front door in time.

Elmer buried the little phone with her.īanging on the front door of Elmer's home interrupted the phone's ringing. She'd chat on it for hours to people Elmer didn't know, which was fine by him, because if Edith was talking on her phone she wasn't talking to Elmer. He'd never found the need to get a phone you could carry, though his wife Edith once bought one. Elmer heard the phone ringing in the house, but felt no urge to hurry. On the day the man from the Bureau of Land Management came to his farm, Elmer was out back of his house in the barn banging on a plow. Stay safe! Stay away! Thursday, March 12. DEDICATION This book is dedicated to my cousin Ricky who practiced the art of social distancing long before it became a thing. The Day The World Sneezed / Eddie Jones 1st ed. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Any mentioned brand names, places, and trademarks remain the property of their respective owners, bear no association with the author or the publisher, and are used for fictional purposes only.

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The Day The World Sneezed by Eddie Jones